Little Britain Season 1 Episode 4
• Daffyd goes to get a hair cut but his usual Hair Dresser is off.
• Emily Florence is having an X-Ray.
• Lou is about to take Andy home from the pub, Andy insists that he doesn’t need to go to the toilet first.
• Dr Lawrence shows, Dr Beagrie how Anne fits perfectly into the job of Librarian.
• Vicky Pollard’s in court charged with shoplifting.
• Matthew Waterhouse has a multitude of ideas for a kiss-a-gram agency.
• At Kelsey Grammer school, the teacher asks the pupils some hard maths/history questions.
• Sandra Patterson enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.
• Back at the library, Anne ‘processes’ a book.
• Des Kaye is stopped from selling his videos and attacking a customer with a crocodile puppet.
• Anne’s finished her shift at the library.
• Royal correspondant Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.
• Lou offers Andy a chocolate.
• At the opera, a man suffers a heart attack. Luckily April and Neville are on hand.
• Ray has some rather fussy American tourists, who keep asking questions, not a good idea when Ray McCooney’s concerned.
• Miss Grace is shocked that Dame Sally is actually dictating a story that could actually sell.
• Dennis Waterman seems to have gotten over his ‘Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune’ stage and actually signs a contract.
• Liz is pushed out of the lime light by a stranger who claims he went to school with Paul McCartney.
• The world record attempters are attempting the most cigarettes smoked at once.
Serie: Little Britain
Episode Title: Most Cigarettes in a Mouth
Air Date: 2003-10-07