Little Britain Season 1 Episode 5
• Vicky Pollard is summoned to the governess’ office for biting Jackie Hayes.
• Andy insists Lou buys him a snake.
• The Prime Minister holds a politcal press conference with some unusual people.
• Marjorie expresses her views on liposuction.
• Samantha asks Edward how much he loves her… and gets a very detailed answer.
• At Kelsey Grammer School a young boy has an interview with a new Robot careers advisor.
• Lou takes Andy to the Library.
• As things start to look romantic, Edward asks Samantha to draw the curtains…
• Bernard gets meals on wheels for sister Kitty.
• Peter Andre tries to sneak into a royal garden party.
• Kenny Craig sells videos at a car boot sale.
• Matthew Waterhouse tries to impress a leading theatrical producer
• Daffyd visits the Llandewi Breffi Sexual Health Clinic.
• Denver Mills stands in for Fatima Whitbread at a school.
• Lou takes Andy up many hospital stairs.
• Eilene is comforting her bereaved sister Janet.
• At DIY universe, The new boy Kieran unwittingly asks Des Kaye about the Bubble Twins.
• World Record Attempt for a House of Cards.
Serie: Little Britain
Episode Title: Biggest House of Cards
Air Date: 2003-10-14